were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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