Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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