We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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