He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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