The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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