i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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