This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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