Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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