We're facebook friends in real life
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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