Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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