Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
