yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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