if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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