The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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