Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Holy sore nipples Batman
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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