i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Pooping to opera.
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