I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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