weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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