then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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