'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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