the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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