Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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