she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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