I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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