I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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