u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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