i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
