so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
