I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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