I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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