He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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