Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
