Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
