I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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