I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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