Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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