I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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