I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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