We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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