I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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