The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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