i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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