? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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