Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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