READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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