someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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