eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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