If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
COCAINE IS GR8
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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