Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
