I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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