You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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