fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
