I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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