his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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