are you still at the devil's house?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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