so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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