I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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