is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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